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Joke: Jim goes into confession after sex with another woman

Posted: 11 Sep 2011 10:14 AM PDT

Jim goes into confession and says "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned, last night I had sex with a woman who is not my wife."

The Priest says "Son, I cannot grant you absolution unless you tell me her name. Who was this woman?"
Jim says "Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."

The Priest says "Was it that red-haired hussey Maureen O'Flahherty?"
"Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."

The Priest says "Was it that adulterous Sheila Calhoun?"
"Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."

The Priest says "Was it that brazen Mary Callaghan?"
"Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."

The Priest says "Was it that wicked woman Kathleen O'Connor?"
"Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."

The Priest says "Well, if you will not tell me her name, I cannot grant you absolution. Begone!"

So Jim leaves the church and meets his friend Jonno outside.

Jonno says "Hey Jim, you're not a Catholic, surely you weren't trying to get absolution?"

Jim says "Nah, just picking up some tips..."


Sex affair with elder cousin Noorie

Posted: 11 Sep 2011 10:13 AM PDT


It was after the 12th boards that I came to my home after my boarding. Our house is pretty big actually for 4 of the members but most of the time we are surrounded with guest's and relatives, may be that was the reason that I was sent to boarding school.
After coming from the boarding school, it was pretty much boring life then around then, I was 17 yrs old, didn't had any friends in ma home town (i.e Bhubaneswar), no PC nor internet was available to me at that moment too, and also we didn't have that rapport with the neighbors too. After 2-3 days my elder cousin ( my maternal uncle's elder daughter ) came in to stay with us.
she was about to join some Pg course in the Utkal University . I was very happy to see her, she was very friendly and very affectionate to me. I used to fondly call her Noorie ( coz she looked like the model,who acted in the music album aaja re of bally sagoo, tough she was a lil more plump in the right place's ). She stayed for 2 weeks then and we bonded with each other as very good friends.
I would tease her,she would beat me, all in a loving way. I never had any other feeling's for her at that point of time. Few months passed, I was also busy in taking coaching, for the entrance examination's. I remember that time, Rakhi was about a week ahead, when Noorie came to stay with us again and it was fun again all the way.
On the day of Rakhi, all my sisters(cousins) tied rakhi on ma hand, so did Noorie too , and as i'm the youngest one in the family some of them kissed me on the forehead and some on ma cheeks. In our traditions, the youngest brother getz gift my their elder sisters until they get a job . Noorie was looking at me when one of my lovable cousins gave a small peck to ma cheeks.
After that she suddenly asked, what do u want as a gift, I said I need a kiss. I said that very innocently and seriously I didn't had anything in ma mind. she opposed nodding her head, saying " no no... shut up.. I can't ". I dint mind her actually that point of time, but I was puzzled at her reaction. At night there was a kinda celebration in our house as my mom's all brothers came upto our house.
All were enjoying at that time, some watching Tv, the ladies party busy with their gossips, the kids were playing games of their own, Noorie was busy in arranging the bedrooms for the rest of the members to sleep in. The male members were playing card and I was being a spectator there for while when noorie called me up.
She called me with a stern voice " hey, come here, help me put those mosquito nets in that room " she went into that room and I followed her a lil later. just as I opened the door, she was standing there in front of me. I asked "what happened... !!! " with a curious face . I can never forget that eyes that were looking at me that time, she was dressed in a pink Nighty,
she took my face in her hands, raised her up-to me and then kissed me on cheeks for a long time, but I dunno why, the feeling of her kiss was different from others. That point of time I felt like kissing the big lips of her, I dunno what took me that, I dunno if it was erotic or something else but it felt very good. I asked her to kiss me again on my left cheek.
she snugged me off then saying that's enough, with a smile of coz. I recoiled back to my room soon then and I really had a sleepless night then. It wasn't like I was masturbating thinking about her, but I jsst wanted her to be with me and kiss me again and again,but I wanted to get a smooch from her.
Noorie got her admission soon, and was waiting for her collages to start, my mom asked her to stay in our home, coz after the P.G there was plans to get her married soon and she would learn the tips and tricks of blah blah house hold things in a big house. whatever that may be,but I was happy that noorie was staying with us, with me.
I can say that now that it was infatuation but I loved the feeling, I followed her every time when I could, we used to talk and talk for hours till the late night hours . I dint cared about my friends in the coaching for I was happy that she was with me. On such a long talks, the topic came on "what was the best thing that we like about each other ".
I said that, noorie you are my best friend, I like the way u are with me.... and I really really like the kiss that you gave me ". she was not angry rather smiling with a amazed face. She said " Shut up u idiot ". I said "hey, I mean it ok, I don't know what u think about it but I really like it and i'm dying to get another kiss from you, more ever u dint turned me on my 18th b'day.. this is the gift I want" she giggled and giggled a lot,
I poked her and asked her about her feeling for me. she said " I love the tall, dark and cute feature that u have, and I simply love your sense of humor..... " me -....huh, u don't love me then. she - he he.. stop doing that.. me- doing what.... ?? she- I think u should go to your room for ur sleep. me - hey no cheating, say about me. she- I told u.. me- plz no cheating say na.. plz plz...
she - seriously baba, that was the thing I was saying.. and I love u sweety... don't cry :P me - ohh u love me now then.. huh prove it. she - why do I need to prove it.. ??? me- then u are telling lie then, u don't love me.. i'm going to my room as I was about to move out from the bed, she caught my hand and pulled me near him and said " love u re, don't get angry " saying this she kissed me again on my cheeks and hugged me.
That was it, suddenly I felt the soft breasts beneath her nighty, I was breathing heavily and got a huge erection. I wanted to avoid my erection to her that time, I smiled and kissed her on her cheeks goodnight and went to my room. That whole night I was thinking, what kind of feeling is Noorie having for me, if itz affectionate love then why ami having these feelings.
The next night, the topic started where it was left over, I asked this weird Questions like " why does she likes me and all " she had these fixed answer to throw at me then saying " hey...., leave it,.. what are u mad !!!... come on... letz talk something else " I asked her then what Qualities does she wants in her BF, or she already has a Bf. after a lot of nagging she said.
"I want my lover to be tall, dark... he should be like this and dat and all blah blah" But I noticed that all these featured lead to me. i decided to ask another Question " suppose u got ur BF in front of you, would u smooch him" after a lot of nag Noorie said she had these feeling to smooch some 1. Me- so u never kissed him. noorie- nope , never got that place or moment.
while saying these she had this magical eyes looking sultry at me. Me- of all the features u said, I guess I could be your Bf too.. noorie - he he.. in ur dreams.. me- seriously, suppose if I was not ur brother , would u have smooched me ?? noorie- ohh common.. go to sleep. i said ok, I would if u gimme a kiss again.. she said i'm becoming naughty day by day and kissed on ma cheeks.
the next night, I started again where it was left, i asked the same Q. " if I was not ur brother, would u have smooched me ?? after a lot of nag, she said yes, she would have smooched me. Me- hmmm.. but hey, we are cousins right. noorie - hmm.. sooo.. Me- can we smooch then.? Noories- u out of ur nuts.. go to ur room.
(saying this she stood up near the bed pointing finger at the door ) me- I won't, u said u have the feeling for me, ur indirectly say things about this Bf stuffs to me, why can't u smooch then" saying these I came very close to her, pulling her by her hands towards me . I was jjst about a a lil distance from her face. and my lips were in front of her.
Before blurting out my other words, she placed her lips on mine, and we both smooched about a min. she had her eyes closed and I was smooching som1 for the first time in ma life. After the smooch she pushed me away, I saw tear in her eyes, she wanted to run away but I caught her hand I slapped ma face with her hand, she said what are u doing...i said - I never meant to see tears in ur eyes.
noorie- it is ok. plz go now to your room. I went then, it was mixed feeling actually for me, I was happy, I was horny yet I was unhappy coz she was unhappy. the next day long I apologized her, and it continued for 2 day's more . I felt that I had lost a friend n I wanted to patch thing with her as soon as possible.
Soon by begging, emotional blackmailing, saying jokes, I promised her that I won't repeat it from my side again. Noorie was back on track and was happy again. The next night she was in my bro's room reading a book, when went there, without talking to me she went to my room, when I joined her in my room, she said he needed another book so came for searching
(yeah I have a big collections of books in ma room ) she took a book, and lied on ma bed. Now my room is on the 2nd floor of the house, actually I decided this room so that it would be peaceful for me to read, and hear music without any disturbance. there she was lying on the bed reading book, it was around 11 then, and no body in our house cared about us.
I sat sat near her, she snugged me off, I was pissed off actually and was getting up. while getting up, she took ma hands in her hands and made me sit on the bed. She was gradually pulling me towards her , nothing was said in these moments, I guess we both understood and had this in mind what was going to happen.
soon I was on top of her smooching her slowly while brushing my erection over her I was pressing her boobs. Noorie was holding me tight and was kissing me as passionately as me. I realized that the door was open,so I went in to put the small lock on it, and had this thing in mind if any 1 comes I would say the door was closed by chances, I turned the Tv volume high to give more reasons to support the lie.
while coming upon the bed again, I opened my t-shirt. I asked her to open her nighty. She was resistant, I smooched her again a lil more while slowly pulling up her nighty. Gradually I removed her bra too, for the first time in ma life I was watching a breast, so close and near to me. they were of big size a lil bigger than ma palms and the nipples were light pink in color.
I dug my face into her boobies, sucking pressing, kneading, licking it all over ( thanxz to all those porn movies I saw , I wanted that thing to happen, I wanted to fuck her that night. she pushed me on the bed then, and started licking me all over my chest, belly and my neck. I took guided her hands to my erections and was forcing her head, I guess she understood what I wanted.
she pulled downed my shorts, and was giggling while holding my penis. she looked at my penis for a long time from every angle, and when I asked her to take it in her mouth, she jsst kissed the tip of the penis and the balls. I felt as if I would burst out, the erection was getting so hard that it was paining.
I decided to get on top over her, and removed her panty.. she was pulling aback but I was much more stronger than her , moreover she wanted it, she wouldn't have been here if she dint wanted, I dint forced things on her today , she wanted it. After pulling her panty down, she closed her face with her hands while I spread her legs to take a good look at her love hole.
i licked everything starting from her pubic hair to the Vagina, it was a sweet smell coming outta it, it was hell wet and I simply loved what I was licking. I positioned myself to make love to her, but she crossed her legs saying "No, and No". I dint listened to her, I brushed the tip of my penis on her love hole till she couldn't control it any more and asked me to do it.
I asked what ??.. she simply closed her eyes again, and made her legs apart. it was my first time, I dint knew what was the correct position, coz while being on top I pushed hard but my penis dint got inside of coz she was guiding ma penis with her hands into her love hole. i simply then took her both the legs and put it them on ma shoulders . and gave a huge thrust.
My penis was inside her and she got up with pain, her both the legs were down but my penis was still inside her. I saw tears rolling down on her cheeks, I asked her, shall I stop, she denied and we got into lotus position ( which I know now ) and said she is comfortable now. All these happened in a span of 20mins.
I never thought this would be happening so soon, I never thought before that I would be making love. but here I was, making loving to noorie. My chest was touching her breasts, my nipples were touching her, her lips were sucking mine lips while we were hugging each other tight. There were no hard and fast physical moments like thrusting hell and dry, or as u say pounding over the Hole as a machine.
But there were small jerks, and her soft moans were accompanied by my smooches and lick all over the face. we remained in that position for some time, after I a while I withdrew from her (thank god I don't cum so easily now also ). we lied down side by side and I jerked for a while until I cummed a hell lot upon ma balls and my thighs. watching me cum, she hurried to wear her dress.
And I hurried to the bathroom cleaning myself, I dressed myself up, she was was sitting on the bed again. I asked her, why did u run watching me cum, she said, she was thankful that that I din't cummed inside her. tough she got a little carried away with the situation. i got into tension too, and asked her surely nothing would happen, I was scared to death at that point of time.
She hugged me again and said,"" Nothing will happen stupid, my periods are about due in day or two, relax.. bas we can't repeat this often got it. ""i was relieved and kissed her again . she said it was getting late and aunty (my mom) may doubt something.. it was jsst 11:35 then.. we kissed again, and I escorted to the downstairs...
I'm sure she had a sleepless night with dreams of our love making , coz I was having the same. :) But hey, this was not the last time, we had many more small encounters like this all in my home, she even gave me a blow job later on. and a month from there I managed to have anal sex with her.
But I would narrate that story another time. I know, this story isn't like other's , nor even erotic it may because i'm writing it all for the first time after 8yrs, but I can guarantee you that, this story is 100 % true.

Sex Advice: About wire thing connecting inside of penis and foreskin

Posted: 11 Sep 2011 10:12 AM PDT

Question. I am a virgin. There is a wire like thing attached from the inside of my penis and my foreskin. Does that break after having intercourse for the first time? My foreskin moves back only half the length of my penis because of it.
Answer. You need to see a doctor to check your tight foreskin and find out what's wrong. Do not hesitate.


Mumbai fiancee posing in pink undies flashing big tits pics

Posted: 11 Sep 2011 10:10 AM PDT


Hot pics of Mumbai fiancee posing in pink undies showing lovely curves and flashing her big tits to tease partner.

Busty Bengali wife posing topless in blue panty showing big tits pics

Posted: 11 Sep 2011 10:10 AM PDT


Hot pics of busty Bengali wife posing topless showing mouth watering big boobs in blue panty.

South Indian call girl sucking dick and fucked nicely by customer MMS 2

Posted: 11 Sep 2011 10:09 AM PDT


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Second part in which the horny customer drills his dick into the South Indian whores choot and fondles her tits and fucks her doggy style.File size: WMV - 9.70 MB, 3gp - 2.50 MB ; Playing time: 4:14 mins
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Horny South Indian girl fingered asking for Penis MMS

Posted: 11 Sep 2011 10:09 AM PDT


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Horny South Indian girl lying with legs spread and panty crotch pulled aside while her lover fingers her choot nicely and she is asking for his Penis in this must watch MMS.
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Horny rich babe stripping naked in bed fingering pussy and masturbating video 1

Posted: 11 Sep 2011 10:09 AM PDT


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